Our Values
We're not actually going to tell you what our values are, but here's a list we made up:
- Our value of "Sustainability" is actually just us eating a lot of avocado toast.
- Our value of "Innovation" is actually just us using really old technology.
- Our value of "Compassion" is actually just us judging you for your outfit.
- Our value of "Integrity" is actually just us lying to you about the meaning of life.
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