Profile 7: "The Overlord of Overthinking"
The most self-absorbed, self-proclaimed, and self-obsessed individual to ever stride across the realm of Selfieville. With a brain overflowing with 17 tabs open, 27 browser extensions installed, and 47 tabs in the "To-Read" list, this über-profile embodies the essence of existential dread.
As the supreme ruler of Selfieville, Profile 7 has decreed that every citizen must maintain a minimum of 3 active browser sessions, 2 open tabs, and 1 "I'll get to it eventually" note on their fridge.
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