Our Values: Saving Face

Core Principles

We, at Our Values, are committed to the art of saving face. It's a delicate dance, really. A delicate balance between appearing dignified and, you know, not actually being dignified.

Our core principles are as follows:

• Diplomacy: The art of making everyone happy, even when it's impossible.
• Compromising One's Own Values: Because, let's face it, sometimes you just have to.
• Pretentiousness: It's like being a connoisseur, but not actually knowing what you're talking about.

Notable Achievements

• Face-Saving Records: We've saved faces for centuries, with an impressive 99.9% success rate (we're working on that 0.1%, though).
• Awards and Accolades: We've won several awards for our face-saving skills, including the Golden Face, the Platinum Pretzel, and the Nobel Prize for Not Actually Doing Anything.