Our company's values are the foundation upon which we build our empire, and our empire's foundation is made of envy. Here's what drives us:
We strive to be as rich as our investors, but without the pesky "paying taxes" and "actually working for it" parts.
Missionary Work Hours: 6am-10pm. Because who needs sleep, anyway?
Learn about our other core values: Jealousy, Narcissism, and Entitlement