Our Values: Because Honesty is overrated

We're glad you asked, but let's be real, truth is soooo last season. Our values are what we want them to be, and we're sticking to it.

• Relativism: Because everything is relative, except for our values.
• Situational Ethics: We'll do what's right, unless it's inconvenient.
• Doublethink: Because one thought is so overrated.