We are a group of individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of ugliness in all its forms, but especially in the bread.
Bread is more than just a staple food item, it's a canvas for creativity, a symbol of community, and a beacon of hope in a world that often seems too bland.
But, let's be real, we're not here to talk about whole grain, artisanal, or sourdough. We're here to celebrate the truly ugly, the burnt, the moldy, and the just plain bad.
So, join us on our journey into the depths of bread ugliness, where every slice, every crumb, and every crust is a testament to the beauty of imperfection.
We aim to explore the intersection of ugliness and bread, pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable and what is just plain gross.
From bread that's been sat in the sun too long to bread that's been ravaged by pests and mold, we'll take it all in with open arms and a sense of wonder.
Our motto: "Ugliness is not just a state of mind, it's a state of bread."
We've developed a series of rigorous techniques for evaluating and celebrating bread ugliness, including: