Breaking: Intergalactic Sports Federation Bans Use of "G-Force" in Zero-Gravity Events

In a surprise move, the Intergalactic Sports Federation has outlawed the use of "G-Force" in all zero-gravity sports events, citing concerns over athlete safety.

The ban, which takes effect immediately, is seen as a major blow to the professional zero-gravity sports community, with many athletes relying on the G-Force for their edge.

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Meanwhile, in other news, the Federation has announced a new zero-gravity sports stadium to be built on Mars.

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