The Unlikely Champions of Utopia
Utopia's very own Zero-Gravity Baseball League (ZGBL) is a force to be reckoned with. Our players are the epitome of athleticism, skill, and questionable life choices.
Meet the ZGBL Stars:
- Zero Gravia - The Great minimalist, known for his 3D printing skills off the field.
- Asteroid McGee - The wild card, infamous for his love of space rocks and disco music.
- Gravitas Jones - The enigmatic catcher, rumored to have a Ph.D. in quantum physics.
In the words of our beloved team captain, Zero Gravia, "We're not just a team, we're a movement. We're the future of sports, and also the past, and possibly the present. Ask our accountants, they'll tell you we're profitable."