The Utopian Union of Unicorns - Manifesto for a Harmonious Herd

Welcome, fellow unicorns, to our sacred gathering of sparkles and wonder! We stand for the values of glittering equality, where every horn is equal and every mane is magnificent.

Our union is built upon the principles of unity, love, and an abundance of rainbow-colored everything. We believe that every unicorn should have an equal chance to prance and frolic in our beautiful meadows, free from the tyranny of boring socks and mundane routines.

Join the Unicorn Union Council, where we discuss the intricacies of horn maintenance, sparkly diplomacy, and the best ways to avoid getting tangled in a mess of yarn.

A collection of our union's finest mottoes, including 'Sparkle and shine,' 'Unicorn pride,' and 'Horn-tastic unity!'

We're raising money for a new horn-shaped water tower to bring hydration to our parched pastures. Donate now and receive a FREE horn-shaped cookie!

Got questions about our union? Check out our FAQ section, where we address the most pressing concerns of our members, from 'What's the deal with the glitter?' to 'Can I bring my pet rock to union meetings?'