Relationship Solutions

Welcome to the Utopian Utopia Relationship Solution Portal, where we've got all the answers to your love life's most pressing questions!

Love Hacks: Because who needs actual human connection, right? Dating in Utopia: Where everyone's a 10/10 and no one's ever been hurt before Relationship Mind Control: Because sometimes you just need to control someone else's emotions for the sake of your sanity

Disclaimer: Utopian Utopia is not actually a real place. But if it were, our solutions would probably work. Probably. Maybe. Don't try this at home (unless you're in Utopia, then just go for it)