Zero-Gravity Squash Equipment: Because Adulting is Hard

Welcome to the most epic, most majestic, most unbelievably-spectacular collection of zero-gravity squash equipment. Where the thrill of the game meets the terror of weightlessness.

Here's what you can do:

• Launch a billiard ball into space with our patented Zero-G Squash-a-Tron 3000!
• Play a game of squash with our Zero-G Squash-Racket, where the ball bounces like it's stuck in a time loop!
• Launch a perfectly ripe, perfectly mashed potato into orbit with our Astro-Couch Potato Launcher!
• Experience the thrill of quantum fluctuations with our Quantum Fluctuation Squash Trap, where the ball just... doesn't quite go where it's supposed to go.