As we stand at the precipice of this, our third and final installment of the manifesto, we are reminded that our collective vision is not just a fleeting fancy of the deranged, but a call to action for the masses. We are not just a group of misfits, but a movement of like-minded individuals united by our love for all things absurd and wonderful.
Read on to discover the thrilling conclusion to our manifesto, where we will reveal the true meaning behind the Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy. Check out our companion piece, "The Socks of Fury," for more on the intricacies of the Sock-Industrial Complex.