THE GREAT CHEESE WHEEL OF LIFE

A Manifesto by the Great Cheese Philosopher, Brie de la Croix

In a world beset on all sides by bland, unexciting realities, we must seek out the one thing that truly matters: the pursuit of the perfect cheese plate.

For too long, humanity has been held back by the chains of dull, unvaried cuisine. No more!

We call upon all sentient beings to join us in our glorious crusade for the Great Cheese Wheel of Life. Together, we shall:

• Explore the infinite varieties of artisanal fromage.
• Develop an unrelenting passion for gouda, cheddar, and brie.
• Cultivate a disdain for the bland and the boring.

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For further reading, please visit:

• Manifesto Part 8: The Great Cheese Rebellion
• The Artisanal Cheese Guide for the Discerning Philosopher
• The Brie de la Croix Cheese Tasting Notes