ZOMBIE OUTBREAK MODEL

Our team of experts has developed a highly accurate algorithm to predict the likelihood of a zombie outbreak in your neighborhood.

Using machine learning and a dash of dark magic, our model takes into account factors such as:

			1. Proximity to local sewer systems
			2. Number of abandoned fast food restaurants within a 5-block radius
			3. prophets of zombie apocalypses
			4. Recent outbreaks of rabies
			5. Unusual amounts of roadkill on highways nearby
		

Our model is 99.9% accurate (we're still working on that 0.1%!) in predicting:

• what to expect during the outbreak
• what to do if you see a zombie
• our zombie survival kit

Don't say we didn't warn you...