Our team of expert zombie predictors has crunched the numbers, and here's what we've got:
We're talking 99.9% certain, folks. Sorry, not sorry.
Don't worry, they're not as fast as you think. Unless you're in a hurry to get away from the apocalypse.
Sorry, not sorry. We've crunched the numbers, folks. You're on your own.
We've got a soft spot for zombies with a sense of humor.