A recipe for the modern zombie apocalypse survivalist.
This is the most critical step. If you're already a zombie, you're out of luck. Sorry, buddy.
Take note of the nearest escape routes, safe houses, and hidden caches. You don't want to be stuck in a dead-end alleyway with a horde of undead.
Look for a secure location with a clear view of the surrounding area. A well-defended attic or a fortified sewer system can be a good starting point.
Gather non-perishable food, water, and medical supplies. Don't forget the most important ingredient: a good sense of humor.
Remember, these recipes are for entertainment purposes only. In a real zombie outbreak, please follow the advice of actual experts.
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