Our Cfo: The Most Overworked Department

Welcome, poor soul, to our wonderful department of finance. Where the coffee is always bitter, but the work is always a thrill.

We have a variety of employee benefits to make your miserable life even more... miserable. Sort of.

Benefits

• Free therapy sessions to deal with the trauma of being yelled at by our CEO.
• A 4-day workweek, because who needs weekends, right?
• A 50% chance of being promoted to a higher stress level.

Learn more about our insurance plans for when you inevitably burn out from all the stress.

Check out our 401k options for when you retire to a life of quiet desperation.

Apply for our employee assistance program for help with the existential crisis that is your life.