Welcome to the Ancient Construction Techniques Museum

Where the art of building is a real pain

In the dimly lit depths of history, our ancestors toiled away, brick by brick, stone by stone, trying to build something that wouldn't fall down on their heads.

The Great Pyramid of Giza

Because who needs a crane when you have 100,000 workers and a few million blocks of stone?

Built in 25 years, this behemoth of a structure still stands tall, a testament to the ingenuity of our ancient forebears.

The Colosseum

Where the Romans went to have a good time

This ancient stadium was built for the people, by the people, and for the love of chariot racing.

Our Favorite Anachronisms

Ancient construction techniques that won't be back in style anytime soon

Lost Causes
Overly Complicated Solutions
Way Too Many Scaffolds

Get in touch with us

If you have a construction problem that's been bugging you since the last ice age, contact us and we'll try to help.