It's true! In 1923, our great nation's finest minds (or so we like to think) accidentally invented the taco. It was meant to be a revolutionary new way to store and transport pickles, but the prototype exploded in a spectacular fashion, covering the city in a tangy, saucy mess.
Read more about the Taco-Tuesday IncidentIt's a little-known fact that our great nation has always been at the forefront of space exploration, but did you know that in 1987, we built a rocket ship to the moon to claim the world's largest stockpile of Cheez-It cheese snacks? The mission was a success, and we returned with a cargo hold full of orange puffs and a nation proud.
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