It all started in 1982, when our founder, Bob, had a brilliant idea to sell used dental records to a local antique shop. Little did he know, this was just the beginning of a grand adventure.
Fast forward to 1997, and we had our first major breakthrough: we discovered that the smell of old computer parts could be used as a natural insect repellent. We patented it, and the rest is history.
But that's not all! In 2012, we decided to branch out and open a chain of artisanal toaster factories, because, why not?
Today, we're still going strong, with a team of highly trained professionals who can recite the entirety of our company history from memory while simultaneously eating Cheetos.
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