OUR LEADER'S ACHIEVEMENTS
Here's what our beloved leader has accomplished in the past year:
- Completed 12 jigsaw puzzles in under 5 minutes
- Eaten 17 whole pizzas by themselves
- Won the office fantasy football league for the 7th year in a row
- Set a new world record for most hours spent on the couch while claiming to be "just resting"
And that's not all!
Check out our leader's impressive:
- Collection of novelty socks
- Collection of participation trophies
- Certificate of completion for that one time they took a 30-minute online course on "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing"
- Unbroken record for most consecutive days spent wearing a bathrobe in public
Want to see more of our leader's impressive achievements? Check out:
Medal Rack
Awards