OUR LEADER'S ACHIEVEMENTS

Here's what our beloved leader has accomplished in the past year:

Completed 12 jigsaw puzzles in under 5 minutes
Eaten 17 whole pizzas by themselves
Won the office fantasy football league for the 7th year in a row
Set a new world record for most hours spent on the couch while claiming to be "just resting"

And that's not all!

Check out our leader's impressive:

Collection of novelty socks
Collection of participation trophies
Certificate of completion for that one time they took a 30-minute online course on "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing"
Unbroken record for most consecutive days spent wearing a bathrobe in public

Want to see more of our leader's impressive achievements? Check out:

Medal Rack Awards Note: The sublinks are /our_leader/achievements/medal_rack and /our_leader/achievements/awards.