Our Suffering Colleagues

Presenting: Jane The Slacker

Jane is a highly skilled slacker who has managed to do nothing productive in over 10 years. She's a master of the art of "procrastination by committee."

Some of her notable achievements include:

• Eating 5+ hours of video game marathons in one sitting
• Mastering the art of making ramen noodles for every meal
• Setting a new world record for most consecutive days spent in pajamas