Warning: Elixir 02 May Cause Uncontrollable Self-Improvement

A highly experimental elixir, brewed with the essence of existential dread, and a dash of self-awareness. Prolonged consumption may lead to an existential crisis, or spontaneous combustion.

Elixir 02: The Elixir of Self-Destruction

Side effects may include:

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Learn more about Elixir 02's side effects
Discover how Elixir 02 can improve your productivity (not really)
Uncover the mysterious ingredients of Elixir 02 (if you dare)