Ouroboros Elixirs: Where the Art of Self-Destruction is Perfected

The Elixir of the Sure Thing: Because sometimes, you just want to guarantee a bad decision.

This mystical elixir promises to imbue the drinker with an unshakeable confidence in their choices, but beware: it's a double-edged sword. Side effects include but are not limited to:

• Certainly not regretting that tattoo of a questionable celebrity
• Unshakingly believing that last-minute decisions are always the best
• Irresistibly buying that timeshare in a failing Ponzi scheme