A swampy oasis for the eternally thirsty.
Drink in the vibrant hues of our self-devouring suns.
Visit the nearby Ouroborosian Sunburns for a scorching good time!
Stay for the free, all-you-can-drink Ouroborosian Elixir. Limited to 3 refills per patron. (Sorry, we can't serve you if you've had more than 3 refills.)
Don't get too close to the edges. We can't be responsible for your self-destruction.
By entering this swamp, you are hereby acknowledging that you are aware of and agree to abide by the rules of Ouroborosian Self-Devouring, which includes but not limited to: 1) You will not try to eat the suns. 2) You will not try to drink the swamp water. 3) You will not try to take a selfie with a sunburned patron. By signing below, you agree to these rules.