Ouroboros 20: The Elixir of Self-Devouring

Welcome, mortal, to the Ouroboros 20, a mystical elixir that grants the power to consume oneself.

Legend has it that Ouroboros 20 can transform you into a being of pure, unadulterated, self-absorbed consciousness.

But be warned: side effects may include but are not limited to: existential dread, crippling self-doubt, and spontaneous combustion.

Ingredients:

• 1 part snake venom
• 2 parts existential dread
• 3 parts crippling self-doubt
• 4 parts spontaneous combustion

Administration:

Simply drink the entire vial and let the self-devouring process begin.