Elixirs for the Self-Destruct-o-Roso

A Collection of Potions for the Chronically Self-Indulgent

Welcome, fellow Self-Destruct-o-Roso enthusiasts! We have just the thing for you: an assortment of Elixirs designed to enhance your self-destructive tendencies.

Try our:

• Elixir of Chronic Self-Pity - for that special feeling of being perpetually sorry for yourself
• Elixir of Infinite Regret - to relive every past decision, no matter how minor
• Elixir of Existential Doom - because who needs hope, anyway?

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased self-doubt, decreased productivity, and an existential crisis of epic proportions.