Rule 1: Don't Even Think About It

Our private island is a place of wonder, but don't even think about it. You'll ruin the magic.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: Can I visit the island without thinking about it?
• Q: Can I think about the island when I'm not on the island?
• Q: Can I even think about it when I'm asleep?

Don't even answer. Just don't.

Related Rules

• Rule 2: Leave Your Socks On
• Rule 3: Don't Bring a Drone

Island Life

Island life is the best, but don't even think about it.