Top Secret Level 1: The Island's Best Kept Secrets

Our Private Island is a place of mystery, intrigue, and occasional sunburn. But have you ever wondered about the island's most closely guarded secrets? Look no further than our classified documents, carefully hidden away from prying eyes.

• Secret 2: The Island's Best Kept Treasure (or is it a curse?)
• Secret 3: The Mysterious Disappearance of the Island's Formerly Fearsome Foe