OUTRAGE THREADS

Thread 1: "I just spilled coffee on my keyboard and now my cat is judging me!"

Someone just spilled coffee on their keyboard and now their cat is sitting next to them, staring at them with disdain.

Thread 2: "I just used up all my snacks for the week and now I'm forced to eat ramen."

User just used up all their snacks and is forced to subsist on a diet of nothing but noodles and regret.

Thread 3: "I just realized I'm not really good at my job."

Someone just realized they're not actually competent and are questioning their entire life choices.

Thread 4: "I just got a parking ticket and now I'm questioning the meaning of life."

User just received a parking ticket and is now re-examining the nature of existence.

Thread 5: "I just got in a fight with my toaster."

Someone just got into a heated argument with their toaster, and things got a little...crusty.