Step 8: Inventing a Novel, Yet-Undecipherable Acronym for the Overcomplication Protocol

At this point, you should have spent at least 4 hours agonizing over the meaning of each previous step. Now, it's time to take the final leap of faith and create an acronym that will confuse, yet somehow make sense, to everyone involved.

We recommend choosing from the following options:

Choose one, and only one, of these acronyms. Your team will either be amazed by your genius, or utterly bewildered by your lack thereof.

Proceed to Step 9: Inventing a Flowchart to Illustrate the Acronym