Welcome to Whiskey Barista, where our expertly crafted cocktails will make you forget your existential dread and temporarily forget that you're still living in a decaying society.
Our baristas are trained in the art of pouring drinks with a healthy dose of self-pity and regret.
Try our special of the day: "The Self-Loathing Sour" – a refreshing blend of bourbon, lemon juice, and the bitter taste of disappointment.
We're not just a bar, we're a therapy session with a better view.
Or, at the very least, we're a decent place to drown your sorrows.
Either way, you're welcome.