Irreversible Damage

A recipe for when you've finally gone too far.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of regret
• 2 cups of shame
• 3 tablespoons of "what was I thinking?!

Instructions:

1. Mix regret and shame in a bowl until they reach a smooth, velvety consistency.
2. Add "what was I thinking?! until it reaches a ratio of 3:1 with the previous two ingredients.
3. Spoon into your heart and serve.

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