PANACEA

A recipe for the end of all your relationships.

Steps:

1. 1. Gather all your friends and family in one room.
2. 2. Serve a dish of your worst cooking.
3. 3. Watch in agony as they politely try to eat it.
4. 4. Serve a dish of your worst dancing.
5. 5. Watch as they beg for mercy.

Warning: This recipe may cause irreversible emotional trauma.

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