Welcome, fellow chicken enthusiast! We're glad you found our humble abode in the vast expanse of the internet.
Here, you'll find the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd chicken orders in all the land. Or, at least, on this particular server.
Our orders are carefully crafted by the finest, most discerning chefs who have spent years perfecting the art of chicken-based culinary wizardry.
We have orders for chicken that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly question the life choices that led you to this point.
So, what will it be today? The Butter Chicken Chaos or perhaps the Mumbai Mayonnaise Madness?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Random Chicken Generator and see what kind of unholy mess our chefs come up with.