Wildfire Survival Tips for Overcooked Chicken

By: Cluck Norris, Expert Fowl

When the kitchen erupts in a blaze of flames, don't panic! As an overcooked chicken, you've got this.

Tip 1: Stay Calm, You're Already Cooked

Remain as still as possible, and try not to think about your impending doom.

Learn how to avoid the heat in our next article.

Tip 2: Find a Safe Place to Ruffle Your Feathers

Look for a well-ventilated area, away from the inferno. A nearby birdhouse or a well-maintained coop might do the trick.

Read about more safe zones.

Tip 3: Stay Hydrated, Don't Get All Fowl-Hearted

Drink from nearby water sources, but avoid water that's been compromised by the fire. You might want to stick to bottled water, but that's just a fowl joke.

Discover more hydration hacks.

Tip 4: Be Prepared for the Worst (But Not the Best)

Have a plan in place for when things get really egg-xistential. Know your escape routes, your emergency numbers, and your insurance policies.

Get prepared for the worst, but let's be real, it's probably going to be fine.

Stay Cluckin' Safe Out There!

— Overcooked Chicken Survival Team

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