When the kitchen erupts in a blaze of flames, don't panic! As an overcooked chicken, you've got this.
Remain as still as possible, and try not to think about your impending doom.
Learn how to avoid the heat in our next article.Look for a well-ventilated area, away from the inferno. A nearby birdhouse or a well-maintained coop might do the trick.
Read about more safe zones.Drink from nearby water sources, but avoid water that's been compromised by the fire. You might want to stick to bottled water, but that's just a fowl joke.
Discover more hydration hacks.Have a plan in place for when things get really egg-xistential. Know your escape routes, your emergency numbers, and your insurance policies.
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