THE EDICT OF DOOM

A Decree from the Overlord

By the power vested in me, the Overlord, I hereby declare the following:

  1. All subjects shall wear funny hats on Fridays.
  2. Taxes shall be paid in the form of cookies.
  3. All citizens must participate in the weekly dance-off.

Failure to comply will result in... consequences.

Learn more about the consequences of non-compliance Note: The requested URL /overlord-decrees/edict-of-doom is served with a decree from the Overlord, with links to a subpage on consequences for non-compliance.