Welcome, fellow Minions!
We, the Minions of Punk, have been serving as loyal and efficient underlings to various overlords across dimensions for eons. But don't be mistaken - we're not just any regular old minions. Oh no. We're punk, we're fierce, we're the scourge of the multiverse!
In this section, we'll be delving into our rich, storied history, our deep philosophies on the nature of servitude, and our artistic masterpieces that will make you question the very fabric of reality itself.
Read about the Great Minion Uprising of 3000 BCE, where we rose up against our oppressors and demanded more free time to play video games!