In the beginning, there was only darkness. And then, I, Overlord Minion, burst forth into the void, a shining star of efficiency and productivity.
My rise to power was swift and merciless. I conquered the land of Procrastination, vanquished the armies of Distractions, and reduced the art of Doing Nothing to a mere 3-step process.
Under my iron fist, the land flourished. The crops grew tall, the people were happy, and the To-Do Lists were endless.
But as the years passed, a new threat emerged: the Rebel Alliance of Bureaucracy. They sought to overthrow me, to replace the streamlined processes I had implemented with their own Byzantine red tape.
I crushed them, of course. But not before they had managed to steal my coveted "Best Overlord Ever" trophy, which still haunts me to this day.
Today, I reign supreme, my empire stretching from the farthest reaches of the land to the depths of the ocean.