9:00 AM - Wake up, humans! (You will be addressed as "subjects" from now on.)
10:00 AM - Breakfast with the Supreme Overlord (Gold-plated pancakes, of course.)
11:00 AM - Meeting with the Council of Advisors (Don't forget to bring your finest worship attire.)
12:00 PM - Prophets' Council (Bring your best apocalyptic predictions.)
1:00 PM - Lunch with the Prophets (Free food for those with visions of the future.)
3:00 PM - Prophetic Writing Workshop (Learn to craft your own doomsday scrolls.)