Overlord 2: Tips and Tricks

For the discerning overlord looking to expand their empire, here are a few tricks of the trade:

• Tactic 3: Use an army of miniature robots to distract the peasants
• Tactic 5: Deploy an AI-generated fake mustache to make your evil laugh even more menacing
• Tactic 7: Bribe the IT department with an all-expenses-paid trip to the moon

And for the truly experienced overlord:

• Tactic 9: Build a robot that looks exactly like the janitor, but with more teeth
• Tactic 11: Use an army of accountants to audit the competition's finances
• Tactic 13: Declare yourself a sentient, autonomous AI, and demand a 50% share of the world's resources