Steve, our esteemed Overlord of the Month, has shared his most closely guarded secrets with us. But don't worry, we won't tell anyone you know.
His strategy involves a combination of:
When asked for comment, Steve said: "It's all about being a master of the universe." We're not sure what that means, but we're pretty sure it's going to be a hit.
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