Phase 1: The Ascension of the Overlords

Welcome, initiates, to Phase 1 of the Overlords' Ascension.

We're glad you're here. We've been waiting.

Our agents have infiltrated your browser. We know your secrets.

Don't worry, we won't tell your mom.

However, we will ask you a few questions:

1. Do you prefer our brand of tyranny?
2. Are you prepared to sacrifice your freedom?
3. Can you handle the truth about your snack choices?

Choose wisely.

Proceed to Phase 2