At this point, you're probably feeling overwhelmed by the sheer complexity of the previous solutions. Well, don't worry! We've got one more trick up our sleeve: the "I'm a Wizard" solution.
Behold, our majestic wizard!
By declaring yourself a wizard, you'll be able to cast a powerful spell of confusion upon your enemies. They'll be too busy trying to figure out what you're talking about to even think about a simple solution.
But wait, there's more! As a wizard, you'll also be able to use the ancient art of Divination by Obfuscation to further bewilder those around you.