LOAN REPossession FEES: Because You're Clearly Not Good at Math
Are you tired of paying the same amount of money for a loan as the interest on your loan? Well, you're in luck! Our expert team of highly trained, highly overpaid loan specialists have crafted a system where you'll pay more, but at least it's transparent...ly overpriced!
Our Fees: A Breakdown
- Application Fee: Because we need to pay our team of highly trained, highly overpaid loan specialists
- Origination Fee: For the privilege of being able to borrow money from us, instead of a friend
- Prepayment Penalty: For paying off your loan early, because who doesn't love paying more?
- Default Fee: Because you'll probably just end up defaulting on it anyway, so you might as well just pay us now
Don't worry, we're not trying to rip you off! We're just trying to... well, actually, we are trying to rip you off. But hey, at least it's fun! Want to see more of our fees? Check out: