Overpriced Beach Chalet

• A single, non-stick pan that's only good for making ramen noodles.
• A toaster with a 20-second warm-up time, because who needs toast to pop up instantly?
• A refrigerator that only keeps things at a comfortable room temperature, perfect for storing your 3-day-old leftovers.
• A microwave that's just a repurposed old computer monitor with a magnet on it.

Additional features include:

• A 10-foot-by-10-foot kitchen window with a view of the neighboring overpriced beach chalet's pool area.
• A kitchen table that's been converted into a work desk, because why not?
• A sink with a 1-inch-deep water reservoir, because who needs a faucet?

• For $500, we'll add a 2nd non-stick pan that's also good for making ramen noodles.
• For $1,000, we'll replace the toaster with a 30-second warm-up model. Because speed is overrated.