Welcome, guest. You've been overstaying your welcome here for a while now. We hope you're not getting too comfortable.
A: They're not free, actually. We've just gotten used to your face, so we're just letting it slide.
Would you like some more free snacks? Learn more about our snack policy.
A: No. We've got a strict "3 months or less" policy. Anything more than that, and you start paying rent.
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Or, you know, just checkout already.
Thanks for staying. We hope you're not overstaying your welcome too much.