Overstaying Your Welcome: Cookie Policy

Dear valued guest, we've been watching. Our servers are running low on cookies, and by "low" we mean "completely empty."

According to our highly scientific calculations, you've overstayed your welcome by approximately 37.5 cookies. We understand that this might be a result of our excellent service, but let's be real, it's probably just because you're a cookie hoarder.

We're willing to give you another 1.2 cookies to make it right, but you have to promise not to overstay your welcome again. Deal?

Terms and Conditions of Cookie Use Cookie Bounty Program
Cookies: 1.2 remaining