The Overstaying Your Welcome Society Cookie Policy

We, the Overstaying Your Welcome Society, take cookies very seriously. Or do we? Our cookies are actually just tiny, delicious pieces of information that we use to monitor your every move on our website.

We're not saying you're not welcome, but our cookies are here to stay. Like that one friend who just won't leave. You know, the kind of friend who eats all your snacks.

Our cookies are used for the following purposes:

• To track your every move, because we're nosy like that.
• To know when you're about to click on that "I'm done with this website" button, so we can stop you before you go.
• To display targeted ads, because who doesn't love a good ad?

We also use these cookies to:

• Make you feel like you're in a never-ending loop of cookie-themed puns.
• To secretly record your every thought, so we can write a best-selling novel about your life.

Want to know more about our cookies? Visit our Cookie Philosophy page for more information on the intricacies of cookie-based existentialism.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit our Cookie Recipes page for some sweet treats to make you feel better about our cookies.