Eternal Staying Arrangement Contract

You've overstayed your welcome at your friend's place, and now they're willing to let you stay forever. But don't get too comfortable, because there are terms and conditions to this arrangement.

Article 1: Forever Homeowner's Rights

The homeowner reserves the right to:

Read more about Section 2: Tenant's Obligations

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, jump straight into Section 3: Emergency Eviction Protocols